Fuzzy fruit, pitiful groaner

Here’s another one for the Law of Curved Yellow Fruit (a.k.a. banana), which prohibits use of the same noun in one sentence: Headline in The Berkshire Eagle, May 15, 2017: “Fans of fuzzy fruit, rejoice — Northeast is in for a peachy summer.”

The lede is a juicy groaner: “BOSTON — A year after the peach crop in the northeastern United States hit the pits, growers and agricultural experts are anticipating a healthy rebound in 2017.”

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