Headline groaner

Headline groaner of the day:

“All decks on hand for luxe seaside life” — Boston Herald, June 24, 2018.

Real estate page story starts: “Massachusetts doesn’t lack for breathtaking water views, but Cohasset’s signature granite rock outcroppings allow for an especially inspiring vantage point. That’s where you’ll find the 2002 Victorian-style home at 3 Jerusalem Lane. Only 25 miles outside of Boston, the property feels much further removed, nestled in a picturesque, tony neighborhood on Massachusetts Bay.”

I lost count of the rooms in the 6,277-square foot home, but here’s the “all decks on hand” feature: “To fully experience the home’s vistas of the bay, you can step out on multiple elevated decks, including the rooftop deck, and enjoy the sunrise and a view of Minot’s Ledge Light. Gather around this summer on the patio or around the home’s in-ground pool.”

The price? If you have $3,495,000 at hand, it’s yours.

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