Groaner headline of the day.

Groaner headline of the Day:

From The Berkshire Eagle, Pittsfield, MA June 13, 2018, here it is:

“Drivers urged: As you hurtle, beware of turtles.”

Story lede: “PITTSFIELD — Why does the turtle cross the road? Because it has been plodding along low-lying areas since before humans built roads atop them, said herpetologist Tom Tyning, an environmental …..”

By the way, they are snapping turtles. Don’t pick them up.

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